(I wish)

Some days ago tried dropping off the city bike at a station. When I tried to dock it the first time it was rejected with a metallic thud noise. When this happens, all you need to do is give it a quick decisive jerk and jam it in. This time, however, my hack didn’t work and the dock refused to take it.

I remembered a time in Montreal when I saw a young man slamming a bike into the docs. Shhhh I told him, you have to treat it as you would treat a woman. With this in mind. I grabbed the bike from behind the seat and from the front basket, lifting it gently and placing the mechanic penis into the mechanic vagina. It made some satisfied sound of electric enjoyment and I looked up to meet the eyes of a stranger who had seen everything. I tipped my cap and smiled.

He laughed out loud. He knew exactly how I made it work.