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When I sat down at the entrance of Hostal Bayona I bought a litre of milk, which I then downed with some cereal I was carrying on my backpack. I had walked about 45 minutes when I felt something strange in my guts. It wasn’t pain or anything, just a sensation that the litre of milk was pushing down and soon I would need to use a restroom. This sensation proved accurate and I was urgently in need of a bathroom.

On the side of the road I saw a tree in the shape of a “Y”. Everything looked completely deserted, so I placed my rear in between the branches and let loose. I produced a plume of diarrhea almost 3 meters long. It was disgusting but at the same time enthralling. After cleaning myself up I begun walking again. Just a couple of meters up ahead I encountered a young woman riding her bike. If she had been just one or two minutes earlier she would have caught me in the act.